0 times washed up Mermaid thinking = 0
Stuck on a sandbar…. It’s complicated.
Okay……I’ll write a riddle for a-MUSE-ment:
What does a Mermaid do when stuck on a sandbar?
A. Tell the bartender your drink is a bit too dry. (Basically, I like ice in my non-alcoholic chocolate milk.)
B. Build a foolish house and shack up with a bunch of foolish men. (Not applicable.)
C. Go to the bank and take out all your dollars. Give them to the
poor fish, and swim to Jesus. He’s the one who walks on water. (This sounds pretty good, and the Boy Scouts were fundraising outside of Smiths today.)
D. Build a Sand Castle and believe all your dreams will come true. (YES!)
E. If Jewish, have a Sandbar-mitzvah party!
I CHOOSE LETTER “D”!