Zero Property of Mermaidplication & Writing Riddles?

0 times washed up Mermaid thinking = 0

Stuck on a sandbar…. It’s complicated.

Okay……I’ll write a riddle for a-MUSE-ment:

What does a Mermaid do when stuck on a sandbar?

A. Tell the bartender your drink is a bit too dry. (Basically, I like ice in my non-alcoholic chocolate milk.)

B. Build a foolish house and shack up with a bunch of foolish men. (Not applicable.)

C. Go to the bank and take out all your dollars. Give them to the
poor fish, and swim to Jesus. He’s the one who walks on water. (This sounds pretty good, and the Boy Scouts were fundraising outside of Smiths today.)

D. Build a Sand Castle and believe all your dreams will come true. (YES!)

E. If Jewish, have a Sandbar-mitzvah party!



About hrobertson2013

“Each man ( and mermaid) will be like a shelter from the wind and a refuge from the storm, like streams of water in the desert and the shadow of a great rock in a thirsty land”. Isa 32:2 NIV Warning: The author of this blog is not an ordinary individual. Even Mermaids need a rest from all that's real and grown up. Welcome to the wonder of blog. Come be audience to all that's wet and wild in her stories, poems and thoughts. Instructor by day, super hero by night, and mystical mermaid by summer. Whenever she has the fortune of diving into a pond, reservoir, or mountain waterfall, you'll find her there swimming, and singing songs of life.
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